Cunni Song

Andy Shmushkin is a cross between James Taylor and Lenny Bruce. He sings the sweetest fucking songs you’ve ever heard. Currently living in exile Shmushkin has a growing cult of fans and future lovers in the United States.

A brief list of things you should know about Shmushkin:

1. He was born with a moustache

2. His name means "pretty little vagina" in an obscure eastern European dialect.

3. He is Jewish, Buddhist AND Canadian

4. He used to be a chaperone for Barely Legal girls

5. He was first "discovered" in Hollywood by Andy Dick

6. National Lampoon is releasing his videos

Christmas Cunnilingus